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Appetizers |
A La Carte |
| Chef Salad - $2.99 | Corn on the Cop - $1.99 |
| Cocktail Wieners - $3.99 | Green Spleens - $1.99 |
| The Quest to Build a Better Baby - $0.37 | |
Breakfast |
Entrees |
| Green Eggs and Sam - $4.99 | Don't Click Here - $0.37 |
| Momelette - $6.99 | Barbie-Q Pork - $4.99 |
| FAQ - $0.37 | Chili con Gente - $4.99 |
| Cap'n Crunch - $1.99 | Mr.-T-Bone Steak - $59.99 |
| Frosted Flakes - $0.99 | Frank N. Furters - $2.99 |
| Fruity Pebbles - $1.99 | Things I Didn't Say - $0.37 |
| (add Bam-Bam - $0.49) | Peopleroni Pizza - $3.99 |
| Cryptology Tools - $0.37 | Ground Chuck - $3.99 |
Desserts |
Beverages |
| No Babies Club - $0.37 | Dr. Pepper - $0.99 |
| Lady Fingers - $3.99 | Boycott Marriage - $0.37 |
| Graham-ma Crackers - $1.99 | Mr. Pibb - $0.99 |
| Strawberry Shortpeoplecake - $2.99 | Fuzzy Navel - $2.99 |
| Sweetie Pie - $2.99 | Bloody Mary - $2.99 |
| Where I Come From - $0.37 | |
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