FAQ
Questions Which Are Asked Frequently
What's a good price for memory for my computer?
The most important thing to remember when purchasing memory is to be
wary of vendors who charge too little. Caveat diem!!!
Before you buy, consult this handy conversion chart.
| 1 Megabyte | 1024 Kilobytes |
| 1 Kilobyte | 1024 Bytes |
| 1 Byte | 8 Bits |
| 1 Shave and a Haircut | 2 Bits |
| 1 Bit | $0.125 |
| 8 Bits | $1 |
| 1 Byte | $1 |
| 1 Kilobyte | $1024 |
| 1 Megabyte | $1048576 |
What are meta tags for in HTML?
Meta tags have a very important job. They store subliminal messages in
web pages. (HTML comments do the same thing.) When an unsuspecting
person looks at a web page, these messages in the source code, though
invisible to the eye, travel directly into the brain.
If a bacterium wanted to be a poet, what would it call itself?
e. e. coli
What does one drink at the prom?
Promenade.
Is it good or bad if your vacuum cleaner sucks?
Is it good or bad if your wedding goes off without a hitch?
What's silent for 5 years, then says "To thine own self be true", then is silent for 5 more years, then says "Neither a borrower nor a lender be", then is silent for another 5 years, then says "O, I am slain"?
Polonius Monk.
You're my hero! May I have your autograph?
No.