FAQ

Questions Which Are Asked Frequently

What's a good price for memory for my computer?

The most important thing to remember when purchasing memory is to be wary of vendors who charge too little. Caveat diem!!! Before you buy, consult this handy conversion chart.

1 Megabyte	1024 Kilobytes
1 Kilobyte	1024 Bytes
1 Byte	8 Bits
1 Shave and a Haircut	2 Bits
1 Bit	$0.125
8 Bits	$1
1 Byte	$1
1 Kilobyte	$1024
1 Megabyte	$1048576

What are meta tags for in HTML?

Meta tags have a very important job. They store subliminal messages in web pages. (HTML comments do the same thing.) When an unsuspecting person looks at a web page, these messages in the source code, though invisible to the eye, travel directly into the brain.

If a bacterium wanted to be a poet, what would it call itself?

e. e. coli

What does one drink at the prom?

Promenade.

Is it good or bad if your vacuum cleaner sucks?

Is it good or bad if your wedding goes off without a hitch?

What's silent for 5 years, then says "To thine own self be true", then is silent for 5 more years, then says "Neither a borrower nor a lender be", then is silent for another 5 years, then says "O, I am slain"?

Polonius Monk.

You're my hero! May I have your autograph?

No.