Appetizers

A La Carte
Chef Salad - $2.99 Corn on the Cop - $1.99
Cocktail Wieners - $3.99 Links - $0.37
The Quest to Build a Better Baby - $0.37 Green Spleens - $1.99

Breakfast

Entrees
Green Eggs and Sam - $4.99 Don't Click Here - $0.37
Momelette - $6.99 Barbie-Q Pork - $4.99
FAQ - $0.37 Chili con Gente - $4.99
Cap'n Crunch - $1.99 Mr.-T-Bone Steak - $59.99
Frosted Flakes - $0.99 Frank N. Furters - $2.99
Fruity Pebbles - $1.99 Things I Didn't Say - $0.37
(add Bam-Bam - $0.49) Vegetarian Pizza - $2.99
Cryptology Tools - $0.37 Peopleroni Pizza - $3.99

Desserts

Beverages
No Babies Club - $0.37 Dr. Pepper - $0.99
Lady Fingers - $3.99 Boycott Marriage - $0.37
Graham-ma Crackers - $1.99 Mr. Pibb - $0.99
Strawberry Shortpeoplecake - $2.99 Fuzzy Navel - $2.99
Sweetie Pie - $2.99 Bloody Mary - $2.99
Pie with a Heart in the Middle - $3.99 Where I Come From - $0.37

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